Saturday, February 20, 2010

Tiger

Yesterday, Tiger made an excruciatingly awkward apology on a deeply private matter. Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer the world has ever seen. Most of us have lived long enough to know that the combination of extraordinary talent, fame, and wealth can produce a powerful aphrodisiac. Nevertheless, we were surprised to learn that Tiger's number of championships may have been exceeded by his number of mistresses.

Now it is time for him to gather his family, board his ocean going yacht, weigh anchor, and sail off into the sunset for a while and think upon what George Will said about how many more home runs Babe Ruth would have scored if he had gone to bed earlier and more often with Mrs. Ruth!

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